Battlefield Rap - Dan Bull

Dan Bull brings his lyrical brilliance to yet another video game as he gives Battlefield 3 a rap makeover. He seems to reckon he's pretty badass at FPS games but I reckon I could get his tags pretty easily...

The horror, the horror. If someone said the words “aquatic ballet” you wouldnt think it was a sport that was in anyway terrifying. Its ballet for Gods sake. But you’d be wrong, because it truly is abominable.

Kid kicks ball, kid fails, so what? The subtle difference here is that he is slightly porky. If the internet has managed to show us one thing over the years it's that fat people falling over is very, VERY funny.

Einstein the highly talkative African grey parrot does a perfect impersonation of Matthew McConaughey's signature "alright, alright, alright" catchphrase. Maybe he could star in the next series of True Detective?

Having fun in the snow, hanging out with babes, chilling in the hot tub Lord Vader just wants to do the same things as us. And just like us he offends chicks then drunk calls them at 5am to try and win them back.

And this time they won't come back and try to kill you as a child! Some scientific brains at the University of Nottingham in the UK put some Cadbury's Creme Eggs through some awesome experiments.

This is one of those things that's definitely illegal, even though there's no specific law about it. You'd probably get a ticket for not paying the fare.

At first glance it looks like this guy has just filled himself up with synthol to the point where he looks like a big wobbly waterbomb. on closer inspection though, it actually looks like muscle. Either way, dude is a freak.

This awesomeness was captured at a football match in Turkey. It's possibly the largest trollface ever crafted by man not to mention the coolest thing that has ever happened in a game of soccer.

When you are at at a GLADIATOR audition.. you gotta be a little tougher than that.. - LOL

This is very sweet of Nick Offerman, singing this song for his wife Megan Mullally on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It’s a potty-mouthed tale of blow jobs, buttsecks and smack. And who said romance is dead?