Dad Life

It's kinda like thug life, but more likely to play catch with you in the back yard. Yes, this is what happens when dads turn their hand to the rap game. It's a lot less cringe worthy than you might think..

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

After realizing his sister's dirty trick, the little boy gets his small revenge. LOL

This is NOT the best time to act like a ninja - I believe he told them the rent was too damn high and then tried to take matters into his own hands. As a karate expert, he should've known the odds were stacked against him. OUCH!

We've all been to Luzaville at some point in our lives -- it's 5am the narcotics you ingested are now a distant memory of stomach pains and spangled lips. All that's left is to board the night bus and drink yourself into oblivion.

Nothing like runaway horses to strike fear into the hearts and minds of the populace, the only thing that would make it worse is if they were fire breathing, flaming-mane devil horses!

Even Bats has to cut loose and hit the town every now and then, ride the subway, meet his public, generally hang about and shout at people in an angry way & joking with the police, buying beef jerky, partying. Good times!

Overheard at one dinner table in this restaurant: 'The new waitress is so nice. She gets your order mostly right, and she almost never throws her feces at you!' - Serious monkey business!

Some men like their women to smell like they own them, & that’s why someone saw a gap in the market and made this. Ah, the authorial smell of control. Delightful. Now go make me a fucking a sammich!!!!

Is it a fit of the mind, or can he no longer cope that his true love is getting married to someone else? Let's hope no one suspects that he's falling for the bride. That could make the reception really awkward - WTF!?!

You could kick a polar bear in the nuts but it pales into insignificance when compared with jumping out of a helicopter up then flying within 10ft of a jagged mountain-face daring death to come and get you!