Everybody Is In Expendables 2

Stallone is pulling no punches with his sequel. He wrote the script on the back of a napkin and blew the entire budget getting everyone who'd ever made a film to put their names down. It's going to be soooooo cool!

And you thought February had got away with it, but no, here is the roundup of all the people who had a bad month. Will the internet ever get tired of seeing people fall over and injure themselves? No, no it won’t.

Everyone loves cereal, even the people that don’t get chonged all the time. . But! Stealing cereal isn’t as easy as all that, because when you’re dealing with the tasty deliciousness of processed grains, everyone wants a spoonful.

Ever wondered what landmarks from central London would look like if they were airlifted to other locations and dumped? Well, good news! Someone has done just that with their CGI skills for your viewing pleasure!

BirGirPall has compiled a collection of his most amusing kills, trolls and general rage inducing antics in Battlefield 3 to commemorate the 2 year anniversary of his first BF3 vid. All hail the BF3 troll master.

Jetman truly is a king amongst men. Flying in formation at full throttle together with two jets from the Breitling Jet Team... at their minimum speed. This guy needs his own Captain Planet-style children's cartoon.

Like many people, Mr Merchant feels that dating has got way, way too complicated these days. So he longs for the days when people died by the age of 30, back when everyone’s breath smelled of Black Death.

I know he’s securely sealed in a pod made of metal and high impact plastic but my money is still on the huge carnivorous predator. But determination and a big teeth are better than any can opener. Place your bets now!

Check the hell out of Rob Scallon covering War Ensemble by Slayer—on a goddamn Ukule no less. And it comes complete with solos too & a video with Rob headbanging along like he means it.

How hard can it be to grab hold of the end of a piece of rope that's tied to a tree & swing down a slight incline. Too hard for this poor girl - Cue the inevitable rewinds in slow-mo & make with the lolz. Pain-tastic!

Going on a cruise might be considered the height of luxury, but so was sailing on the Titanic - Sit back & enjoy CCTV footage from the Pacific Sun Cruise liner encountering seriously heavy seas. Rather them than me :(