Clams Like Salt

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

If you missed the first two installments of Mass Effect or if you just fancy a recap, Dan Bull is here to oblige. Thanks to his lyrical prowess you have no excuses for not being completely up to speed and redy for Mass Effect 3!

Fans ruined a little girl's beautiful moment at a Mighty Ducks game when they started brawling over a hockey stick. In their defense, no one expects hockey fans to last five minutes without seeing a fight.

After a few beers this guy thinks he can still do a handstand but ends up losing his balance and falling face first off a platform and onto his cars bumper.

Afterwards, the biker apologized for not seeing the rollerblader, and the rollerblader apologized for not being important enough to be seen.

Break would absolutely never post a video where a child is injured. Somehow in this clip a small child is hit by a speeding car then quickly stands up walks away and candy from his parents quickly remove any tears. ...

You know the old expression: It ain't over until the toothless Spanish guy sings.

Sometimes you take what you can get after a late night of carousing, but that dog is going to have a hard time explaining this to his buddies at the kennel club.

You might think this is a pointless talent, but it's exactly the same as math: it'll come into use some day. Maybe. Probably. Most likely not. I couldn't hear a word she was saying as i was too busy staring at her. Wow.

In a city environment, you’re guaranteed to have some unwanted guests from the animal kingdom. Beasties like rats, pigeons, foxes, badgers, but it’s not every day that wolves start rocking up in your neighborhood. WTF!?!

BMX guy, meet pipe. Pipe, meet BMX guys' face. I'm sure you'll be close friends in no time.