Dad Dicks

Aparently this is an excerpt from the ironically titled "Workaholics". I've never seen this show, but judging the show solely on the merits of this clip, this could just be the best show on the planet.

George, take note: If only the Star Wars prequels were this enjoyable and this quick, then they might have been more bearable. In fact if you've never seen them, just watch this instead, it's much more entertaining.

They've done it. They've gone and done it. Pee-Wee Herman now has his very own pornographic video out there thanks to Vivid Entertainment. If you ever needed a sign that the end is nigh, this is surely it.

Never, ever attempt anything, just stay in front of that computer and keep watching other people fuck stuff up. That way you'll never be humiliated like this bozo. Although you may become annoying, obese, and die of diabetes.

Careful with that wolf whistle - it could land you in a whole lot of pain !!

Just when you thought you'd had enough of music talent contests - you're not safe! At least there's not sign of Simon Cowell!

BirGirPall Brings us another of his ridiculously awesome Battlefield 3 montages, this one with a Mario World theme. I'd love to see rage videos from all the koopa Troopas he beeped and booped.

Expert Twitter hacker Dustin MacBride is back with a local advertisement for his own business. Need to add a little pazazz to your tedious website and/or blog? Look no further. A gif of Britney Spears will solve all you problems!

Caught on film here is a peeping tom and pussy. Yeah, those two things are like the voyeur equivalent of finding a pot of fried gold in your bucket of chicken. But all is not what it seems…

You might think that horses are big and dumb and only worthy of being ground up and put into cheapo supermarket burgers, but it turns out they're pretty clever, or at least, this one is! Dude is a regular Houdini!

If Chuck Norris turned ninja like a boss, when he was saving the world from evil alien forces made from dark matter and hate the weapon of choice he'd use to fend them off and save the universe would be a ninja Glock. Here's why.