How To Catch A Kangaroo

It's anyone's guess what Albus Dumbledore is doing in the Australia's outback with a shopping bag, but that bizarre little video of him and an adorably docile baby 'roo has just made my day.

Just when you thought mother nature was as weird as she could be, she goes and makes one of the egg pods from Alien and puts a boob inside. This has to be the weirdest thing I've seen all week!

People talk about what being a parent means and what it's all about, but the real heart of the matter is who's bambino's favourite. So here a dad interrogates his daughter to find out the real truth.

I bet that dog hates playing Jenga as much as everyone else does. And he's probably super hungry right now.

This is freaky as heck. About halfway through, the crab actually exits his own shell fresh with a new one. Sometimes I wish I could do this and get a new body - It would mean i could eat all the KFC i wanted to!

Proof that it's always harder than it apears on TV. And yet when Katy Perry emits fireworks from her torso, she doesn't scream like a hyena. Maybe the musical accompaniment helps.

Take twenty paces, turn, and... FIRE! My FACE is on FIRE! They might as well be using guns to be honest.

Hank the Singing Bottle has something in common with the Governor of California, he'll be back!

There aint nuthin wrong with checkin out the West End and sorting yourself some slick garms n kicks !

Prepare to relive a story you lernt in your childhood. It's the tortoise and the hare all over again, and, yup, the girl shaped like the tortoise managed to win. Silly rabbit.

Stop the presses! A Michael Bay film that doesn't look like a great big explosion riddle pile of old ass. Sure there are explosions and hugely muscled he-men, but it still looks better than Transformers...