Asshole Of the Year

If there was an actual award ceremony for this kind of accolade, this dude would probably never lose. His reign of Assholeness would continue until the end of time and then for a fortnight after that, too.

One dude's well-orchestrated marriage proposal goes down in flames. Protip: The food court is apparently a great place to take your girl on your first anniversary.

Ok, i think she might have already graduated....But. There really is a lot to be said for the school girl outfit. I'm sure it has got many men in trouble with the law over the years.

Gullible passersby get tricked into believing this guy's phone is possessed by a zombie ghost girl. The idiots. Remember kids, it's not polite to make fun of the dead, unless they are the 'un'-dead :)

This dude is pretty good at woodwork. His friends call him the wood whisperer. Possibly. He manages to somehow craft a lampshade out of a log. His next project is to make curtains and some scatter-cushions.

If you get car-jacked--although here's hoping you never do--then don't panic because you never know, that hardass g-star with a semi automatic might just be satisfied with some sticky, delicious honey.

This couple's daughter Emma, had begged them to get her a puppy for years. So they finally got her one, and surprised her on her birthday. And her reaction is one of complete overwhelming joy and is totally adorable.

I wish I could take a trip with a beautiful Italian girl on television. It's corny, but i'd be there to give her the kiss of life, if needed?

So much time and effort goes into these, just to end up a laughing stock on the internet, which is sort of an achievement in a sense—it's the only achievement these people are going to be celebrating anyway.

Not to add insult to injury, but plummeting before the roof diving ref's signal means an automatic zero from the judges instead of the zero he would've earned.

An Austrailian mother watches her six month old son roll off the edge of subway station and into the path of a train. By some miracle the kid had no injuries except for a small bump on his head from the fall.