Racist!

It's not often you'll hear a rap about playing the race card so make the most of it. Doc brown does an excellent job of mocking frivolous playing of the race card in this spot on Russel Howard's Good News.

Mr. Shatner. Celebrated. His. Birthday. Yesterday. And to show the Captain what a great guy he is and what a great voice he has with...all...those...pauses...here's a bunch of funny guys impersonating him.

Edy's ice cream is churned slower than most thanks to their innovative approach to utilizing and incorporating sloths into their workforce. Feeding them drugs may help, it may not, but it's worth a try...

Darth Vader (well his voice at least) reads a verse from the Justin Bieber abomination “Baby, Baby, Baby”. Which is fine, just as long as when he sees him he does the throat choke thing before slicing him in two with a lightsaber.

The lonely Island are back with another great track. This one's is like Rebecca Black's track except you can listen to it any day of the week and immidiately feel happier. Well, provided you're on the right drugs, anyway.

You know you live in the ghetto when your local ice cream vendor drives round in a low riding pimped out ice cream truck and blares Does Your Chain Hang low as lound as his speakers will go. Kudos.

Not bad skills, for what is essentially a giant rat. He didn't once catch an edge, but to be honest I didn't see him busting out any sweet tricks either. Only one way to know for sure. Send him down a half-pipe.

This is website Videogum's round up of the best virals from this wretched year. And irony of ironies it's only got and gone viral itself. Such is the internet, so self-absorbed that it eats its own tale and asks for seconds.

Soccer players get a lot of crap, deservedly, for faking injuries to add time to the game. This is not one of those fake injuries.

Are you tired of your friends and family being ashamed of being seen with you and your Obama bumper stickers after you realize the "Change" is worse than you ever expected? You need the Obama BS Removal Kit!

What goes around comes around, always remember that! A bully picking on a little kid ends up becoming batting practice for some crazy guy wearing a cape.