Chris P Bacon

This shot of sickening cuteness has me a little conflicted. I'm not sure if i want a bacon sandwich or a pet pig. Maybe I'll get both and when the pig gets a bit too big for his K'nex prosthetic I'll have me another sammich!

Edy's ice cream is churned slower than most thanks to their innovative approach to utilizing and incorporating sloths into their workforce. Feeding them drugs may help, it may not, but it's worth a try...

This has to be the most awesome car chase I've ever seen. The only car chase ever choreographed to not actually use a single car! As if that wasn't enough to clinch it, there's lots of beer too!

For all the singletons out there, don't fear, you're match is out there. Someone who will match your horrible personality cuss for cuss so you don't have to live alone being all bitter and hateful. You can share the hate.

A perfect lesson in 'DO NOT' performed by someone's dumb son - Witness a demonstration of perfect parenting skillz - That kid has a face only a mother could love to try to explode - OMG!

All this sickly vapid pop crap is not the Fuhrer’s favourite sort of music, so he’s pretty pissed at Rebecca Black. He could just about stand the horror of Justin Bieber’s giant shit on popular music but “Friday” is a step too far.

I know he’s securely sealed in a pod made of metal and high impact plastic but my money is still on the huge carnivorous predator. But determination and a big teeth are better than any can opener. Place your bets now!

Either this driver has fallen asleep at the wheel or this is another truck manufactured by Toyota.

Don't you hate when uninvited guests drop in at your house? It's almost unbearable!

If only Dylan was still out in the field this arm wrestle would be over in a matter of seconds, but the CIA's got him pushing too many pencils to the limit?. Dutch has picked an easy target.

We've all been to Luzaville at some point in our lives -- it's 5am the narcotics you ingested are now a distant memory of stomach pains and spangled lips. All that's left is to board the night bus and drink yourself into oblivion.