Pier Jump Fail

I hope you've got a strong stomach because this fail is so spectacular that it may make you a little queasy. Well, if you're not a fan of seeing a back-to-front foot hanging off someone's shin that is...

Crufts might look like a load of old rubbish but it's a very competitive arena where dropping a steaming coiler just a few centimeters from the desired location can result in instant disqualification and humiliation.

Now here's a booty to get excited about, look at it. Surely a thing to marvel at, a thing of splendor, spectacular in its smoothness, like a peach just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Om nom nom.

Girls in exotic locations lounging around in bikinis with flowers in their hair looking all pretty and adorable. Why? Who really cares, that’s not what’s important. What’s important is it’s been made and we can see it for free.

Most people like to hear a good singing voice. Seal REALLY likes to hear a good singing voice. So much so that he'll even start to coax the tadpoles on live TV like it was some kind of involuntary action. The dirty perv.

When you're drunk you get the dumbest ideas in your head, "I know, I'll just walk through here, it'll be fun. Wait, the rooms spinning and so is the floor. OMG" And fun it will be, but not for you buddy.

Effing Funny Spot featuring the results of a dating service hook-up that didn't quite work out. Personally I don't see what her problem is, the guy seems perfectly normal to me.. Seriously Honey, get over yourself.

She really knows how to work that thing! As far as on air faux pas go, this one is a doozy. Sticking something fairly phallic looking in your mouth while working it rhythmically with your hand is always going to raise an eyebrow.

Now this really is a cheap move. If you can't afford a band at your wedding just scrap the whole idea altogether, don't just get a baby and give it a microphone and hope for the best!

No one can resist the power of his spastic movements and dangerously low-cut jean shorts. Richard Simmons, you're next on the list.

When hunted animals start using wireless technology you can safely presume the apocalypse is pretty imminent. Although this redneck’s probably still impressed with the fact he’s got opposable thumbs.