World's Fastest Robot

If this robot was dealing me cards I wouldn't trust it as far as I could throw it. Which probably wouldn't be that far. Someone should teach it some slight of hand card magic though, just for the hell of it.

This guy definitely had his coffee ration this morning - If you think you're impressed by the speed of this boat you should have seen the dude holding the rope waiting to ski behind it.

Hanging out in zero gravity with cats & blowing their tiny feline minds is always fun. Scientific experiments on cats have never been so much fun. Well, except for the cosmetic testing. Nothing's funnier than cats wearing lipstick.

A couple of guys are stuck in a traffic jam on an LA freeway.. one of them loses his mind big time. NO MORE BREAKLIGHTS!!- LOL

The boys at DICE will be dropping the Battlefield DLC on December 11th & in order to whet your appetite they've produced a trailer showing off just how awesome all of the new maps and weapons are.

Got a fussy pop-star coming over for dinner? Can't risk mixing up the skittles or M&Ms? Get yourself one of these and you'll never have to hand sort a bag of multicolored candies ever again! WOOYAY.

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

These kids are fierce musicians, you have three brothers, all epic in their own way, Jonny Mizzone age 9 on banjo, Robbie Mizzone age 12 on fiddle, and Tommy Mizzone age 14 on guitar. Prepare to feel worthless.

There is something wrong with society these days. Women have literally become too big for their boots, I think it is time to go back a step and put them right back in their place (the kitchen). Who's with me?

Pavarotti didn't just eat all the pies – he ate all the biscuits as well !

Now who'd be a better storyteller to read to children at bedtime than Samuel L “muthafunking” Jackson? He could teach those kids a few pointers to the finer parts of the English language, where the f-bomb is featured prominently.