Bad British NFL Commentary

Britain's premier sports commentator Anthony Richardson is back to announce this year's Superbowl Semi Finals between Alabama and Notre Dame. Nice of the NFL to include a French team, but the Parisian Cathedral came up short in this thrilling encounter.

Earlier this month two light-rail trains collided injuring more than 40 people in San Francisco. I got to say the bystanders look pretty calm for watching two trains crash 10 feet in front of them.

If your first thought wasn't "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY" then you and I have nothing in common. Thank whatever fictional god(s) you believe exists, because they have answered all our prayers.

The votes are in and we have ourselves a winner!.. Camgirl Emi here has the cure for what ails the beauty pageant circuit these days. Miss America was never as Nawty!

Intergalactic pr0n is what those Jedi knights were really searching for. Using the Force they were seeking out the finest adult entertainment the universe could offer. Featuring an excess of purple lightsabers & strange creatures.

After watching Kick-Ass I worry that every girl in pig tails is gonna attack everyone on sight. But the little girl in this is SO cute they'd probably just go along with it - Witness AWESOME!

No one screams 'Jerry! Jerry!' on this talk show, but the little guy's blowup and the big guy's laughs are hilarious in any language.

Now that Steve Jobs has joined that giant social network in the sky, there will finally room for other visionaries to develop some awesome inventions like this. It's so simple that even Mr. Jobs would be envious.

When it came to God dishing out impressions of rabid dogs that could frighten the terminator, this guy was first on the list. Not content with just explaining the story he practically turns into the dogs in question.

Jake Foushee is taking a page from the book of Bieber by showing off his talents and incredibly side-swept hair on YouTube. Watch his incredible impressions, from Morgan Freeman to Peter Griffin.

Pole vaulting is pretty easy. I do at least three pole vaults a day. In an effort to up the ante this guy decides to try and catch a frisbee while he's vaulting. Probably took a few takes but it was totally worth it.