Tattoo Mugshot Madness

You know, i've always thought about getting a small tattoo, you know, maybe a cute bunny wabbit on my butt, or maybe 'I love my mom' on my upper arm - But these criminals have clearly decided no to take the 'subtle' approach!

I know she hasn't been around for a while and is busy having a family, but she was the hottest invisible woman on the planet and i reckon we all want to have a very good look at what she has on show now!

Why let your clothes be a walking billboard for a brand? These folks are certainly interested in sending a very strong message with their attire - If you are gonna wear stuff like this, you either really have to not give a f*ck or be insane - WTF ?

Sometimes, when the light hits their chiseled features just the right way, it’s easy to see how certain celebrities could transcend traditional placement in tabloid magazines and might have inspired a timeless masterpiece (sometimes).

These enterprising drug smugglers have decided to make a run for the border disguised as a 'Department of Transportation' car with enough contraband for one HELL of a party! - Cheech & Chong couldn't have done it better!

There's more ample maiden's mounds than you could possibly get your head around (or in) - These luverly ladies should definitely come with a suffocation warning. It may be dangerous but it will surely be worth it.

Although it's creepy to watch people sleep and it's creepy to stare at young girls, we trust the viewer has nothing but thoughts for the quality of beauty sleep these teenage girls are getting - NOT! - Sleep my pretties, sleeeeep...

Summertime's here & the temperature's rising everywhere, especially when it comes to members of the opposite sex - they seem waay hotter than they usually are (in a metaphorical sense), Lets hope you don't get burnt.

It's a harsh world out there, one that craps on your dreams & punches you in the face with the cold hard truth. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. Deal with it :(

Ok, so lets be honest here, any girl with freckles instantly adopts a special sort of 'girl-next-door' charm, add to that the fact she is already a cute looking celebrity and you are pretty much onto a winner.

When it comes to photography, the difference between a yawn-tastic photo & sublime awesomeness is all about the right angle - Witness everyday normality transformed into total abstract wonder before your very eyes.