Expectations Vs Reality

It's always the same, isn't it, especially during the holiday season. You build up expectations in your head about how it will be and then the cold reality of 'how it really is' slaps you in the face. Sigh

So super-storm Sandy has been sweeping the east coast of America, leaving a trail of destruction in her wake, flooding, demolishing homes and knocking out power lines. If you've been affected then these lolz are dedicated to you. Enjoy.

It's a scary thought but when you have a look, some of these guys scrub up pretty good as chicks, and then again, some of them still look like they have been hit with the BIG ugly stick!

I've seen some oversize animals before but some of these are total nightmare fuel. A cricket that's big enough to chomp a whole carrot? A crab the size of a dustbin? Oh god. I think I just pooped a little.

The apples of iPhone's eye are back for some moar self-shooting photo-phone-phun and it looks like they are holding nothing back this time - i've never wanted to be a handheld device more in my entire life!

When the weekend lands there's usually only ever one thing on your mind. Well, maybe two, but they're interlinked. Drinking! Kicking back and chilaxing with a drink or turning it into a competitive activity. The important part is the drinking!

To quote that wise sage Homer Simpson, "Beer, the cause of, & solution to, all of life's little problems!" Where would we be without this nectar of the gods? Probably still married with a prosperous career!?

Girls & guns, what better combo could there possibly be?. Not that it matters, there's something about a woman with a weapon, it instantly gives her attitude despite the fact she doesn't know how to take the safety off.

"To have a good time - gooood time!" - Who the hell wrote that, obviously a 40yr old virgin who had No idea what they were singing about and probably never will.

Get it wrong and when your you mature into an adult people will question how you came to have some really unusual social problems when you are amongst your peers & friends.

Seven days in and look who turns up, yep, it's Monday - Back to remind you that all play and no work is not gonna be good mantra for the next five days. But don't despair, nothing lasts forever - Here's some pics to ease the pain.