Epic Perfectly Timed Pictures

A selection of 40 pics that couldn't really have been timed any better. You've got to either be one lucky son of a gun, or a photo taking ninja to get shots as brilliantly daft and hillarious as these.

Ah, the internet, where the pretty girls are either kinda fat, ugly, both, or not females at all but old men. It's all trickery. These girls have mastered the clever use of angles to conceal what they really look like. Scary.

It's a wonder of nature (or fluke) when it comes to taking a photograph of a fast moving event, one micro-second too early or too late and you will have missed the crucial moment where it all comes together. Life's awesome.

What the hell would we do on a Friday night if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without mammaries of mass distraction man would probably work towards world peace!?

Yep, that's right, the fabled Spring Break is here and the main reason why you went to college to study will become apparent. It's a time to meet with other students and converse about coursework and everything educational. Isn't it?

It's an odd combination but a strangely pleasing one. Attractive women in flight suits, attractive women in flight suits next to planes, women in cocktail dresses next to planes. ME GUSTA.

Super sexy hotties duke it out! I would love to go a few rounds in the ring with these babes! I wonder if they "go down" for the count?

Who doesn't like thongs? Surely one of the greatest inventions man has ever come up with, second maybe to only the micro bikini. Forget the internet, forget the printing press, forget penicillin, this is what's it's all about.

You really don't need a dirty mind to see the double-entendres on display here. It's the comical result of space-saving and abbreviation failage on an seriously epic scale. What were they thinking. Seriously?

You can't keep a good girl down, especially when it's the weekend & they have been drinking copious amounts of alcohol - come to think of it, once they reach that state they cease to be 'nice' and become WILD CHILDS!

Get ready for some self-inflicted portrait pretties, brought to you by both the joys of the digital camera & the sharing of information rapidly over the internets! In later life they may regret these pics being all over the web but, meh, who cares!