Engrish Signs

If you've ever gone travelling you've probably experienced this sort of thing first hand. When it comes to sign writing, something almost always gets lost in translation. These are some of the funnier examples.

There's nothing hawter than an overly competitive cute chick who could kick your head in with here abs alone.... oh no wait a minute-thats a total bloody nightmare. Prepare to be threatened!

Stone cold foxes come in many different shapes and sizes. Thanks to this gallery I've now learned that they also come with a variable number of eyes. 2 or 4 is preferable but if she's hot enough she could even rock an eye-patch or monocle.

If you're inclined towards OCD style behavior then this selection of images should sooth you, featuring all kinds of objects that slot together so well, it's as though they were made for each other.

The similarities are amazing! I know dogs look like their owners, but these transcend that. Unfortunately, some of my ex-girlfriends resembled Jabba the Hutt, not just in looks but in size.

Learn the true meaning of humility when someone pwns your ass for it.

Come on, have a little think about it, you don't really like those girls in films & magazines who have been airbrushed & retouched SO much that they probably don't exist! What you REALLY want is a girl-next-door type who really does live next door!

This stunning celebrity hottie could teach a course on how to make mountains out of molehills! Here she shows off some of her finer assets!

Yep, it's official, some people are definitely on a completely different wavelength than the rest of us and what they take for normal everyday activities would send the rest of us running for the hills. It's a very strange planet we live on.

They said it could never happen, but here's the conclusive proof: people can fly, it just so happens they can only do it when poised above a bed. Coincidence? Don't be so sceptical, next thing you'll be telling me Santa isn't real.

If you ever wanted a better reason to take up an ancient Indian spiritual discipline then take a look at these cuties in Yoga pants practicing this sacred ritual. It'll guarantee that part of your body will reach a higher plane of existence!