Big Ass Animals

I've seen some oversize animals before but some of these are total nightmare fuel. A cricket that's big enough to chomp a whole carrot? A crab the size of a dustbin? Oh god. I think I just pooped a little.

It takes a great deal of thinking to come up with a great boat name, the best ideas are drawn from some sort of memory or life experience. The captains of these dirty and sexy vessels certainly came up with winners!

No matter where i go i am amazed at what incredible natural wonders of nature - i am of course talking about the female of the species and their attire wherever the sun decides to shine - The Earth just got HAWT!

I hate to think of a chick in trouble & i'm always willing to cum to a maiden in distress, i would gladly lend a hand to handle this pert predicament for any of these cuties!

Now this is NOT what we have come to expect from those delicate creatures of the human species. This just goes to prove that women can be just as godawful as men when it comes to acting like delightful douchebags.

This should be an advertisement for the stuff. It doesn't matter what it is that's broken, if you use enough duct tape you can get it working again. If the CERN super collider was broken you know what those scientists would be reaching for...

It's cookbooks for experimental eaters. If you're bored to death of meat & two veg why not try cooking with actual testicles? I've heard they're best served with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Who needs to spend thousands of $$$ on a new motorbike when you can build awesome in your back yard! Come the apocalypse he would be a good guy to know.....or if you were making another Mad Max film maybe?

There comes a time when you are at college when your dorm buddies get too tired of putting up with your mess . We've all either been the target or the author of one of these notes. Do they make a difference? Probably not?

More exciting than watching your first child being born whilst walking on the moon on an IV drip of cocaine, or winning the superbowl & then discovering you have superpowers. Too bad you won't remember it in the morning.

We know he who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones, but what about those that live in stone houses? These are 700 year old houses in Iran!