And You Thought Your Job Sucked!

I once had a position in a lettuce factory and it was my job to peel off the outer leaves and cut it down the middle, then pass it on. I lasted a day. And it wasn't like I was sucking the cr*p out of festival toilets either. Crap jobs, eh?

There's a percentage of people who go "clubbing" who like to drink their own weight in cheap cider and then do dead shameful things in front of cameras. These people are commonly referred to as "Dicks".

Van Damme might have come across as a cocky showoff with an intellect that's less substantial than his lycra leggins, but in reality, he's a pretty deep guy. Turns out he's fascinated by oxygen. LOL!

If you take a look it's plain to see that the old saying "Dogs begin to look like their owners, and vice-verca' is actually true. Just subtle similarities that make them a perfect match for each other.

Not only are these off-putting but they a simply the most cringingly, hilrariously awful covers imaginable, and every single one of them is genuine. I don't know about you but I want a copy of that Tractor men one...

Monday has swung around again marking the end of fun and the beginning of pain as you move from partying into a working week. But the old saying, 'no pain - no gain' rings true as you can do it all again in 5 days. Here's some pics to make you LOL.

Truthful Tattoos. An oxymoron, surely? People get tattoos for various reasons, some of them look good, others look like a cancerous growth. Here's a selection of what they might say if they did have a semblance of truth!

Sometimes our base animal instincts rise up out of nowhere and we behave like dogs, sniffing around another canine's rear quarters, only humans are so much more evolved, so we just stare wide-eyed and drool.

Imagine life as just one big ocean, filled with cuties. All you have to do is dip in your rod and before long you'll get a nibble. Now if only things were as easy as that there would be no more wars and total world peace. Nice thought.

If only chicks were like clothes, you know, you could walk into a shop, pick out something that looks nice & go into a changing room to try it out for size. Of course you'd know how much it was gonna cost you before you bought it!

You might have Oriental cushions on your sofa but I can guarantee that they're not half as appealing as some on display here ! I know which ones I'd rather rest my head between while I watch television !