Ladies And Planes Are A Winning Combination

It's an odd combination but a strangely pleasing one. Attractive women in flight suits, attractive women in flight suits next to planes, women in cocktail dresses next to planes. ME GUSTA.

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following females are bone-fide geeks, but we can assure you they are cuties using stripped-down computers, or is it the other way around?

She's so hawt the Sun asked her to help out heating planet Earth, but when she tried her giant moons created a cosmic event that resulted in the death of an ancient civilisation who gave birth to the human race.

She's a stunning Japanese bikini model sent down from the heavens to make every man drool with envy that she isn't also modeling his shirt, from the morning after a steamy night before. Hot damn !

I once had a position in a lettuce factory and it was my job to peel off the outer leaves and cut it down the middle, then pass it on. I lasted a day. And it wasn't like I was sucking the cr*p out of festival toilets either. Crap jobs, eh?

It's the land of the free, home of the brave, birthplace of the American dream and host to all sorts of other freaks. Somewhere along the way the dream turned into a nightmare that some people haven't woken up from yet.

It might seem like yesterday to you but if in reality it was SO last century, can you remember all those daily things that you couldn't bear to be without (before the internet came around?). Time to get nostalgic.

If you were lucky enough to be in the vicinity of San Diego. CA. in the last week you couldn't have failed to notice some strange goings-on. Hollywood might have gone to a very dark place this year, but not these girls.

Kim Jong-un requires all North Korean men to have the same haircut that he has. But just imagine if that extended outside of North Korea, specifically to celebrities who had to rock the dictator's slick do too.

Of course having a tattoo, an all-over tan or a spiky haircut doesn't automatically make you a douchenozzle, but it definitely means you have douche-tendancies! Ladies BEWARE!!!

It's a mystery how the ice doesn't melt and the hockey players stay focused on their game with hot girls like this skating around raising the temperature and causing mass distraction. I'd definitely puck any of them.