Fifties Photoshop

Back in the fifties before they had photoshop they used to use paint. Not MSPaint, actual paint. Crazy huh? Still, it beats the alternative - a realistic depiction of female beauty in the media. That'd be terrible.

Another gargantuan dump freshly squeezed from our internet orifice and flung directly into your eyes through via your LCD monitor. If you enjoy random images with a LOL level of over 9000, look no further.

Not to be confused with spastictastic which is something completely different, splitstastic is an expression used to embody the pure awesomeness of attractive ladies doing the spits. You'll never look at ladies in the same way again.

Most of these don't look like they'd pass an MOT, but maybe that's the look they were going for? If Mad Max was a used car salesman this is probably what his lot would consist of. Loads of rust but still kinda cool.

It's your final year at highschool and you really want to make an impression. Witness students who've gone that extra mile to make their senior photos REALLY stand out. The generation of tommorow looks freaky!

If you're not a fan of seriously hairy ladies then you are about to enter the revolting realm of upchuck central. I'm not averse to a bit of body hair but when they have more than me it's just a bit weird.

For some women, having the right set of genes is like having a pass in life. Men will always buy them drinks and food. All they need to do is flash bit of flesh and they're out of trouble.

It's the land of the free, home of the brave, birthplace of the American dream and host to all sorts of other freaks. Somewhere along the way the dream turned into a nightmare that some people haven't woken up from yet!

Some people are definitely on a completely different wavelength than the rest of us and what they take for normal everyday activities would send the rest of us running for the hills. It's a very strange planet we live on.

A colorful collection of wasted women who still manage to look cute with their heads stuck down the toilet bowl & vomit coming out of their mouths! It's amazing there was still someone left standing to capture this with a camera!

Some of these are pure genius. How else can you get Mr. T doing phallic insertions into your PC?